Nurses across US preparing for long COVID Delta variant Tik Tok battles
US—Nurses across the country are preparing for the inevitable long battle against the COVID Delta variant but stretching and stretching,...
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NFL releases new super-gay uniforms
NEW YORK—Doubling down on their "Football is gay" message, the NFL has released its new super-gay uniforms for the 2021...
Professional athlete Gwen Berry qualifies for the Oppression Olympics
Famed hammer-thrower Gwen Berry has announced her participation in this year's upcoming Oppression Olympics. Professional victims rejoiced nationwide.Donning her trademark...
US Olympic Committee awards Gwen Berry gold medal in Virtue Signaling in reparations for her not winning her actual event
EUGENE, OR—Following Gwen Berry's protest during the Olympic trials national anthem, the US Olympic Committee has awarded the activist athlete...
Local cop calls LeBron James to tell him what he should’ve done better in playoff loss
SAN BERNADINO, CA—A local police officer Bernie Jambles spoke to NBA star LeBron James earlier to tell him exactly what...
LeBron James demands ‘more equality’ in NBA after Lakers lose 1st round Playoff match
LOS ANGELES—NBA superstar LeBron James demanded more equality in America after his team, the Lakers, were ousted from the NBA...
LeBron James literally oppresses me by making millions playing a game a white man invented
Can we talk about the fact that LeBron James is literally killing me by making millions of dollars playing a...
To ensure equality, NBA will now end all games in 93-93 tie
LOS ANGELES—The National Basketball Association is putting its money where its social justice mouth is. To ensure equality in the...
Study shows strong connection between wearing mask during athletics and not being able to breath
A new study was published recently showing a strong relationship between wearing a mask during athletics and not being able...
Every NFL team has selected Joe Biden as their first pick in 2021 NFL Draft
CLEVELAND--Each year there are some big surprises in the NFL Draft but no one was ready for this year when...
