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CNN: Bills safety Damar Hamlin suffers rare complication to climate change on MNF

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2023 0

(CNN) The US sports community was united in expressing concern Monday night after the collapse of Damar Hamlin during the game between...

BREAKING: France surrenders World Cup final

Exavier Saskagoochie December 18, 2022 0

DOHA, QATAR—Argentina won the 2022 World Cup final after France surrendered. "We won the last World Cup and it just...

BREAKING: Biden swaps America-hating ‘Merchant of Death’ for Russian arms dealer

Exavier Saskagoochie December 8, 2022 0

US—On Dec. 8, 2022, the Associated Press confirmed President* Joe Biden has secured a prisoner swap of America-hating "Merchant of Death" for...

Washington Commaders Win Via Mail-in Touchdowns PNG

BREAKING: Washington Commanders Win Via Mail-in Touchdowns

Richie Richards November 15, 2022 0

PHILADELPHIA—The Washington Commanders emerged victorious over the Philadelphia Eagles despite not physically attending the game. Washington won using their new...

To atone for Kyrie Irving’s antisemitism, the NBA mandates each team start at least 1 Jewish player

News That Matters November 6, 2022 0

US—The National Basketball Association is reeling after star player Kyrie Irving posted a link to an antisemitic video. To make...

BREAKING: Kamala Harris announces new NFL rules ‘based on equity’

Anita Goodcock October 10, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference today, Vice President* Kamala Harris announced that the NFL will move to a new scoring...

Novak Djokovic enters U.S. through Southern border so he doesn’t have to be vaccinated

Exavier Saskagoochie August 31, 2022 0

US—Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has entered the United States through the Southern border with thousands of illegal immigrants so he...

Browns hope to fill all positions with rapists before wearing pink in October to celebrate women

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 29, 2022 0

CLEVELAND—Vowing to fill roster with as many "alleged" rapists & felons, the Cleveland Browns offered all next years drafts picks...

Brittney Griner celebrates 140 days being drug-free

Jeremy Spoken August 25, 2022 0

MOSCOW—WNBA superstar Brittney Griner celebrated 140 days being drug free today while serving a 9-year-sentence for possessing marijuana in Russia....