Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about 'persona non grata', Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most reviled Republican Senator in US...
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Entire family loses salvation during drive to church
Theologians around the world are scrambling to make changes to established church teaching this morning after it was revealed that...
Pete Buttigieg arrested for stealing random people’s hamburgers
Mayor Pete's presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people's...
LEAKED: Virginia Governor Northam appoints Bernie henchman Kyle Jurek to lead Boogaloo Defense Ministry
With the impending Boogaloo set to kick off at the Virginia Civil Defense League Lobby Day on Monday January 20th 8am, Democrat...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
Adam Schiff eyed to defend Hunter Biden in child negligence case
With the recent court ruling that Hunter Biden & Lunden Alexis Roberts must turn over 5 years of financial records,...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein confesses to killing himself in 2019, quashing conspiracy theories
Disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein has confessed to killing himself in a New York jail, quashing months of Internet skepticism and...
LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage...
