Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
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Dr. Venkman predicts coronavirus disaster: mass hysteria, ‘dogs and cats living together’
New York City's Dr. Peter Venkman has warned New York's Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo...
BREAKING: Charlie Sheen tests positive for every disease except coronavirus
During this global health crisis, Hollywood Legend and star of one of the greatest films of all time The Chase,...
Greta Thunberg says coronavirus is responsible for killing her publicity
Teen climate change sensation Greta Thunberg who is famous for chastising old people for not taking her seriously about the...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
BREAKING: Democrats outlaw coronavirus; Trump mad he didn’t think of that
The Democrat National Committee or DNC, has been successful in stealing a primary election from the honest communist Bernie Sanders...
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft board to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons
Microsoft announced on Friday that Bill Gates is leaving the board, effective Friday. Gates is also stepping down from his position on...
To prevent death or injury, CDC recommends canceling everything forever
ATLANTA, GA – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued new guidelines for dealing with the sniffles...
Bernie assures dying Italians that rationing of care their in socialized medical system ‘isn’t so bad’
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders flew to Italy before the travel ban goes into effect to assure dying Italians...
Migrant horde reminded to wash hands before storming Greek border: EU officials
European Union officials concerned with the spread of coronavirus have issued a plea to the thousands of military-age men amassing...
