Hannibal Lecter named new spokesperson for the Climate Strike
After thoughtful consideration, the climate change movement, dedicated to preventing a global catastrophe at any cost, has named Hannibal Lecter...
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Trump calls for investigation into the Schiff investigation of the Trump investigation about the Biden investigation
President Trump announced Thursday that he was calling for an investigation into the investigation called for by Rep. Adam Schiff...
Russia to launch investigation to determine if any Democrats have ties to United States
Officials at the top of Russian government have launched an investigation to determine if anyone in the Democratic Party has...
Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
BREAKING: Dems move to impeach Trump for exposing a crime and elect the man who committed the crime
Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump for exposing a crime. At...
SHOCKING: 16-year-old girl delivers emotional, self-centered complaint to her elders
In a shocking twist of events at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, a 16-year-old girl, Greta Thunberg, delivered an...
Millions of students walk out of science class to protest climate change
Millions of young students have walked out of their science class to protest climate change in the "Climate Strike" inspired...
Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break
Millions of people around the world have taken aim at the impending global Apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch...
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
