Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
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OPINION: Trump’s National Emergency is horrifying abuse of power; Obama’s 13 were fine
When President Obama declared a National Emergency thirteen separate times to aid the people of Lybia, Yemen, Ukraine, Burundi, Somalia,...
BREAKING: New York declares State of Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state
New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the...
EXCLUSIVE: Russian hackers fill Dem primary with utterly despicable people
U.S.—Russian hackers responsible for making Trump president in 2016 are at it again for the 2020 election, again relying on...
BREAKING: King James Version Bible from 33 AD unearthed in Jerusalem, proving it is the only true Bible
Many Christians assert that the King James Version (KJV) of the Holy Bible is the only true Bible and claim...
Fetuses identifying as undocumented immigrants to claim right to life from Democrats
As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for...
Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...
Trump to move to DEFCON 1 after reports of 32 measles cases in Washington
As of Saturday, there have been 32—THIRTY-TWO—cases of measles reported throughout the country prompting President Trump to move to DEFCON...
NFL referees Cavaletto and Robinson ‘pretty sure’ Hurricane Katrina didn’t happen either
After the Saints-Rams game, which included the worst no-call in football history, referees Cavaletto and Robinson made some more bold...
All elected officials replaced with actual toddlers during government shutdown
Unbeknownst to the American public at large, all federal elected officials have been replaced with actual toddlers during the government...
