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MAR-A-LAGO, FL The man who allegedly attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump has been formally charged—not with attempted murder,...
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In a shocking turn of events, the CIA has officially pulled the plug on its notorious "Trump Sniper Program" after...
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time we all face a cold, hard truth: every crime...
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After several years of questionable Catholicism by Pope Francis, Oxford, publisher of the Official World Idiom Book, has announced it...
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Beloved internet icons Grumpy Cat, Dinner Cat, and Hello Kitty have joined forces to launch a new political action group,...
