BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Biden promises a full-size USPS mail box in every American living room
WILMINGTON—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised a full-sized US Postal Service mail box in every American living room if...
BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email
In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...
Americans trying to contract COVID-19 to get out of watching 2020 Democratic National Convention
The pain caused by the 2020 DNC Convention is becoming too much to handle for liberals. While more people are...
DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump
After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five...
Bill Clinton to address Democratic Convention live from Epstein Island
PEDO ISLAND—Bill Clinton will address America's Democrats during the largely video conference Democratic National Convention from Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island,...
UK police apprehend deadly gang of intentional misgenderers
Knife crime and terrorism is on the rise in the UK, but thankfully, the authorities have been able to stifle...
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want...
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON--During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, "I will do everything in my...
