BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Statues of Dr. Anthony Fauci are being defaced and torn down across America
Dr. Anthony Ulysses S. Grant Fauci's statues are everywhere these days. Most have been outside American hospitals for centuries but...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
BREAKING: Africa is cancelled after experts discover historical links to slavery
As conversations about race relations surprisingly ramp up during a major U.S. election year, people all around the world are...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
Chick-fil-A CEO calls on patrons to repent for eating at Chick-fil-A, start eating only Popeyes
Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...
Face mask company accidentally prints its side effect on front of mask
Face mask manufacturer Paycebo Inc., accidentally printed a side effect from wearing masks on one of its masks. A spokesman...
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Facebook launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
