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BREAKING: Joe Biden creates COVID-19 vaccine just days after being declared president-elect
WILMINGTON, DE--Just days after the mainstream media declared Joe Biden the president-elect, he created a vaccine for COVID-19 that experts...
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BREAKING: Late ballot dump in Michigan rockets Jeb Bush into the lead
EAST LANSING, MI—In a surprise ballot dump in Baraga County rocketed the longshot candidate election fraud. into the lead. All...
Case for Biden sainthood opened at Vatican after he raised millions from the dead on election day
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis has praised the initiation of the cause for sainthood for US politician Joe Biden after evidence has...
Fox declares Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl LV champions
TAMPA, FL—With nearly three months to go before Superbowl LV, Fox News has declared the Philadelphia Eagles the winners. The...
BREAKING: CNN projects Kamala Harris winner of 2024 presidential election
US—Millions of people took to the street to celebrate as Joe Biden's VP pick Kamala Harris was projected winner of...
BREAKING: Large political rallies are okay again
NEW YORK—CNN has confirmed that large political rallies are okay again as long as they are full of people celebrating...
Trump supporters loot and pillage local Walmart after Biden declared winner
SHEBOYGAN, WI--Racist supporters of President Donald Trump descended on a local Walmart to loot and pillage in protest of Democratic...
Dems say we can’t investigate election fraud because ‘we’ve run out of investigations’
US—After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, "we have...
BREAKING: Joe Biden declares war on two countries during victory speech
WASHINGTON DC--Shortly after the MSNBC declared Joe Biden president-elect of the United States of America during a disputed election, Biden...
All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president
US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President...