BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Jussie Smollett attacked by murder hornets at 3AM in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL- Actor Jussie Smollett is the latest victim of a hate crime to capture the nation's attention.The 'Empire' actor...
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DC Volunteers accidentally paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ over a black homeless man
WASHINGTON—In perhaps the most stunning and brave demonstration since the police killing of George Floyd, DC Mayor Muriel "Bowow" Bowser...
Jane Fonda’s new workout video ‘Jumping to Conclusions’ is perfect for rioters
Rioting is a lot of work. First you have to get out of bed and then get out of your...
LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings
Lego is asking its affiliates to temporarily halt advertising for toy collections depicting the White House and police stations in the...
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is the biological son of the...
Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
LeBron gets okay from Chinese government to criticize Drew Brees
With the sports world on pause from COVID-19 pandemic, there is still action playing out in the field of Internet...
Fauci warns of new deadly pandemic ravaging America: IBS (inevitable Biden syndrome)
A new pandemic is quickly approaching America. Just when you thought 2020 could not any worse, here we go again...
NYC walking tours seem to be growing in popularity despite COVID-19 pandemic
Spring is in the air. Sure there are some people worried about a resurgence of COVID-19 but as we can...
General Mattis comes out for Pride Month by denouncing President Trump
Earlier today, General James Mattis, USMC (Retired) and former Secretary of Defense for President Trump, came out today denouncing his...
