BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t
Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Twitter automatically changes all old #IBelieveHer hashtags to #IBelieveJoe
Twitter has done it again. With so many cutting edge technologies like increasing the allowed length of tweet from 140...
Democrats already working on excuse for absence of flags at National Convention
MILWAUKEE — With the Democratic National Convention only two months away, the DNC is preparing their response for the anticipated...
Murder hornets have mutated and it’s worse than you could imagine
Entomologists from around the globe have discovered a mutation in the deadly Asian murder hornets, and it's worse than you...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
De Blasio posts ‘Work From Home Sets You Free’ signs around New York City
In an uplifting public relations campaign, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has posted signs around the five boroughs...
GT’s Official Guide to the ‘New Normal’
Everyone hears about the "new normal", which is to replace the "old normal" which nobody thought was "normal" in the...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets
As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the...
