BREAKING: Iranian sleeper cell located in Congress 
BREAKING: Trump assures supporters that America always comes first right after Israel 
BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham hospitalized with prolonged erection after US bombs Iran 
BREAKING: Federal Judge Hugh Jassole orders Trump to rebuild Iranian nuclear sites 
Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state 
Redskins officially change their name to Washington Thinskins
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins have officially changed their name to the Washington Thinskins at the request of the leftist mob....
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BREAKING: Congress passes reparations in 1792 dollars, which comes out to be $0.89
Move over money, it's now become, "White America is the root of all evil." Why there hasn't been anything white...
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
Leftist mob attacks Black Lives Matter chapter for actually helping black people
COMPTON, CA—A Black Lives Matter protest took place today but this one was much different than any of the previous...
Struggling Robert De Niro starts GoFundMe page as net worth plummets to $500,000,000
According to recent reports, Robert De Niro has complained that COVID-19 has seriously interfered with his career and has devastated...
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after...
Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server
Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court....
Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country
Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold cities, causing billions of dollars...
Activists furious that people are driving on the murals they painted on the street where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving over the...
Omar: ‘We must tear down this system of oppression that allows me to say we must tear down this system of oppression’
WASHINGTON DC—US Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has called on the US, “to tear down this system of oppression which has...
