Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold
Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses,...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
New Hampshire changes motto to ‘Live Free or Save Me From a Cold’
New Hampshire has changed what was perhaps the most recognizable state mottos—"Live Free or Die"—to something slightly less catchy: "Live...
BREAKING: Americans agree to cancel Congress, fire each member, and give them one-time $1,200 check instead
During the COVID-19 crisis, we've seen unprecedented action on behalf of the American people to save lives. Yesterday, Americans have...
Joe Biden sues Iran for right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
Joe Biden has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as his 2020...
Micheal Moore’s nude workout video is getting people to stop eating— permanently
Most diets probably work one way or another but few people have the will power to stick with them. In...
BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot parachute dies from coronavirus
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
Nation shocked that an official estimate coming from the government was wrong
The nation is utterly shocked that an official estimate coming from a government was wrong—this time about the global COVID-19...
STUDY: Woman live longer than men, but scientific solutions exist
Equality does not exist in the real world. It is a myth, fantasy, irrelevance and political construct. It does exist...
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett’s sister fired from nursing job, beaten by two doctors wearing MAGA hats
Jussie Smollett's sister Imaris has been fired from her nursing job after sharing the harrowing incident of being forced to...
Performance artists funded by COVID relief bill rush to save dying patients through ‘interpretive dancing’
People are dying from COVID-19 left and right and doctors are praising Congress's relief bill that spent billions on special...
