BREAKING: Biden issues comprehensive list of everyone involved in federal crimes 
BREAKING: AOC claims she was nearly raped by Trump’s inauguration ceremony 
BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit 
BREAKING: Biden pardons all criminals except cute old grandma who waved flag in Capitol Jan 6 
BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
Police shoot local dad for violating Justin Trudeau’s finger gun ban
FAIRVIEW, ALBERTA — Following Justin Trudeau's recent ban of 1,500 makes and models of firearms, Canadian officials marked their first...
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New border wall now totally impermeable to everything except 2×6″ bricks of every drug known to man
Is it just me or does that wall seem like it's full of holes? Not just a few here and...
BREAKING: Congress repeals 13th Amendment to make all Americans debt slaves
These United States had a program of Mandatory Volunteerism a few hundred years ago. It had a catchy name......hold on........give...
Coronavirus holds press conference to tell us how to keep safe from the government
After months of government press conferences telling the people of the world how to keep safe from coronavirus, Coronavirus has...
BREAKING: Fauci used Chinese fortune cookie lucky numbers in COVID models
Genesius Times has discovered that top US health experts including Dr. Anthony Fauci used the lucky numbers from a local...
As states reopen, Democrats threaten to stay at home and do nothing, just like before COVID
As states across the country set to reopen after the unprecedented COVID-19 shutdown, Democrats have threatened to stay at home...
California spends $14 trillion on police hovercrafts to catch quarantine-breaking surfers
California Governor Gavin Newsom has probably taken the most drastic measures of any state in the world to fight COVID-19....
Cuomo orders Murder Hornets to be placed in nursing homes
The same government officials who encouraged trade with China, resulting in yet another viral pandemic from the Communist Regime, is...
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second wave of inflated COVID death...
Cuomo blames COVID for NYC crime wave caused by his early felon release
Cuomo just released another thousand or so violent felons into the population to keep them safe. Crime skyrockets and a...
