Nick Saban urges Senate to save college football by returning to paying players under the table
Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
BREAKING: Becerra Rockets to Top of California Gubernatorial Polls After Debuting Nazi Tattoo
California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated
MADISON, WI—It appeared that President Donald Trump was going to win Wisconsin in the 2020 election until—quite miraculously—election officials discovered...
PHILADELPHIA—Election officials in Pennsylvania warned that they may not have results for the presidential election until some time after 2021...
(CNN) A day after the national election, millions of Americans were shocked to discover that lots of people disagree with...
PHILADELPHIA—Democratic volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
SOUTH BEND—In a surprise announcement, former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has declared victory in the 2020 US presidential election....
CHICAGO—Despite repeated efforts to inform the public that living people can vote in Chicago just like dead people, many poll...
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WILMINGTON, DE—Call it the mother of all campaign gaffes: the Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has accidentally voted for the...
BUTLER, PA—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden got his largest turnout ever for a campaign rally as he made a last-minute...
US--Leftists across the country are demanding a peaceful transfer of power after the presidential election by firebombing police, looting, and...
