Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus
President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...
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Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
Voters split about whether they want breadlines and gulags in America just yet
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the country are split about whether...
Biden’s gaffes and brain freeze now explained by cryopreservation
It seems every single day Joe Biden is on the campaign trail, a dozen or so gaffes make their way...
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
Starving refugees build makeshift raft to flee from a ‘great literacy program’
In a shocking development, several starving refugees have risked their lives on a makeshift raft to flee from what democratic...
BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for ‘coronavirus sanctuaries cities’
California Governor Gavin Newsom has called for cities in his state to welcome coronavirus sufferers as a way to make...
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett attacked by two coronaviruses wearing tiny little MAGA hats
Actor Jussie Smollett, whom the media portrayed as the victim of an attack by Trump supporters after eating a subway...
