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DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
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BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden
The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures...
Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Now here at GT, we try not to go gloat over the misfortune of others. However, we do make exceptions....
BREAKING: Sinaloa Cartel offers to move all their drug manufacturing to the United States
Supply chain management, just-in-time inventory, and globalization have made the United States vulnerable to outside and unpredictable forces. Some of...
Miley Cyrus changes name to ‘Miley Virus’ to raise awareness of herself
The majority of our celebrities have been pretty annoying during this outbreak. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo asked a few...
Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
Governor who okayed partial birth abortion named DNC moral authority on saving lives
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who last year signed a bill legalizing partial birth abortions and infanticide, will do anything...
NY fetuses intentionally contracting coronavirus in order to be saved from abortion by Gov Cuomo
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has stated that he will spare no expense and do everything he can to save...
Dr. Venkman predicts coronavirus disaster: mass hysteria, ‘dogs and cats living together’
New York City's Dr. Peter Venkman has warned New York's Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo...
Toilet paper shortage puts Liberal Arts diplomas in jeopardy
Nobody can deny over the last several decades, useless Liberal Arts Degrees have become commonplace. Though the unemployment rate was...
