Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
AOC: ‘If Trump sanctions Turkey it could ruin Thanksgiving’
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has spoken out about President Trump's Turkey-Syria policy. She said, "If Trump sanctions Turkey in retaliation...
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EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’s new book ‘Under the Weather’
Stormy Daniels has a explosive forthcoming book ‘Under the Weather: My Life with Mr. Ed and Our Secret Love Child Alexandria...
Dem Debate: Racist CNN let candidates speak in proportion to how white they are
White supremacists have gained control of CNN. In the latest Democratic debate, racist operatives at the cable news network let...
LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Twitter hasn’t suspended Trump’s account because Jack Dorsey is Satan incarnate
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris has called on Twitter to suspend its most high-profile user: President Donald Trump. Harris said that Trump...
Andrew Yang horrifies Dem debate with white supremacist ‘math’ pin
The October Democratic debate would have been nothing to write home about with the usual calls for breaking up corporate...
Migrants protest ‘racist’ Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Europe
Migrants across Europe protested Indigenous Peoples' Day set to coincide with the celebration in the United States. According to authorities,...
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have...
Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus by demanding that the United...
Pelosi: ‘We need to impeach Trump to find out what he did’
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who for months resisted efforts to launch impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, announced a formal inquiry...
