AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’ 
Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Omar: ‘Trump is taking benefits from blacks by giving them jobs’
President Trump recognized the 55-year anniversary of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 being signed into law on Tuesday, noting...
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“No ma’am, I will not wax your balls” and other things bigots say: A definitive guide
Stricken with phobias of all sorts, red America has taken hatred to whole new level. It has even infiltrated Canada...
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or was it the founder of...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then...
BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t signed up for a 401k because she ‘couldn’t even finish a 5k’
Congressional superstar and House of Representatives Financial Committee member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has stated that she has not signed up for...
Fed up with new immigration policy, liberal shouts “walls are immoral!” from gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Kamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
Senator Kamala Harris has been making a splash in her run for the 2020 presidential nomination. Most recently, she's declared...
