BREAKING: American Airlines to use flying reindeer to pull airplanes amid technical glitch 
BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation 
Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk 
Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy 
Crenshaw dyes hair purple to win back ‘Most Revolting Person In DC’ title 
Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
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Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis
After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...
Brian Sims bravely fights all bigotry by heckling “old, white women”
Pennsylvania Democrat Brian Sims is a brave anti-fascist who fights all bigotry especially by heckling those awful "old, white women."...
Feminist athletes enjoying tidying up and warming bench for new transgender stars
Feminist athletes across America and Europe are thrilled about the prospect of biological males who identify as women joining their...
Royal Baby will be raised black so he can complain of his obvious oppression and lack of privilege
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan will be raising the latest Royal Baby as a black child so that he will...
Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Burly war veteran brutalized by little old lady’s prayers
A burly, bearded war veteran was brutalized by a little old lady saying prayers in broad daylight. The victim, Brian...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
Ocasio-Cortez confused as to why ‘free healthcare’ costs so much
Democratic socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was shocked to learn that federal healthcare expenditures were over $1 trillion. "Are you...
