Elon Musk needs to stop doing amazing things because it’s making us gender studies triple-doctorates feel worthless 
BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball 
BREAKING: Dems cheer Laken Riley’s murder As ‘A very, very late term abortion’ 
White House: Nuclear Armageddon was always a key part of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ agenda 
Transwomen complain about uniforms crushing their balls during dominating performance 
‘Good morning’ and 10 other workplace phrases that are now sexist, racist, and highly offensive
We all know that sexism and racism is the worst it has ever been—especially in the workplace. If you're anything...
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Will Smith to play Jussie Smollett in Jerry Bruckheimer’s adaption of ‘The Boy Who Cried MAGA’
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Jussie Smollett nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of a victim in real life
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Low-skilled workers shocked to find themselves unemployed after winning $15 minimum wage hike
Millions of low-skilled workers, fresh off a victory to force their employers to pay them more than they are worth,...
OPINION: Trump’s National Emergency is horrifying abuse of power; Obama’s 13 were fine
When President Obama declared a National Emergency thirteen separate times to aid the people of Lybia, Yemen, Ukraine, Burundi, Somalia,...
BREAKING: New York declares State of Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state
New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the...
Attacks by invisible Trump supporters on the rise
In the wake of the Jussie Smollett incident, left-wing activists have taken to social media to raise awareness of the...
UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion...
New York reveals new motto: ‘We’ll kill your babies and run your business out of town!’
Content with exactly how things are, New York has recently expanded abortion access and quashed a potential partnership with Amazon.com,...
BREAKING: Alleged assailants arrested in Jussie Smollett attack
Two black men, who are apparently FBI officers undercover as white women, were arrested for the hate crime attack on...
