BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
BREAKING: Trump signs executive order allowing straight white people in commercials again 
UPDATE: Black panther arrested in connection to Colorado MAGA mountain lion attack
UPDATE: Police have now apprehended a black panther, who is native to the tropical jungle of Nigeria, for the crime...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...
‘Good morning’ and 10 other workplace phrases that are now sexist, racist, and highly offensive
We all know that sexism and racism is the worst it has ever been—especially in the workplace. If you're anything...
Will Smith to play Jussie Smollett in Jerry Bruckheimer’s adaption of ‘The Boy Who Cried MAGA’
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Jussie Smollett nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of a victim in real life
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Low-skilled workers shocked to find themselves unemployed after winning $15 minimum wage hike
Millions of low-skilled workers, fresh off a victory to force their employers to pay them more than they are worth,...
OPINION: Trump’s National Emergency is horrifying abuse of power; Obama’s 13 were fine
When President Obama declared a National Emergency thirteen separate times to aid the people of Lybia, Yemen, Ukraine, Burundi, Somalia,...
BREAKING: New York declares State of Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state
New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the...
Attacks by invisible Trump supporters on the rise
In the wake of the Jussie Smollett incident, left-wing activists have taken to social media to raise awareness of the...
UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion...
