BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy 
Iranian general writes scathing 1-star review for Chinese military drones purchased on Temu 
Sources have informed Trump that the Federal Reserve is just 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon 
Millions of people are upset that a few people are upset that Ariel is black
Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney's live action film version...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Trump OKs slave reparations paid for with 1st class 1-way ticket to African country of choice
Several Democratic presidential candidates have promoted the concept of reparations for slavery as a way to pander to black voters...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein Tragically Killed in Single-Vehicle Auto Accident Tomorrow
PALM BEACH — In a shocking and entirely unpredictable development, financier and registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was declared dead...
Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
Kamala Harris: ‘4th of July is racist’; will remove white stripes on the US flag
Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has publicly stated something we've all been thinking: "The Fourth of July is a racist...
“Walls are racist!” shouts inclusive progressive from inside his gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Buttigieg: ‘Americans must enlist in endless wars to protect illegal trans immigrants’
The wokening of the warfare state has officially begun. Pete Buttigieg has lobbed the first inclusive hand grenade. After seeing...
Yang reveals plan to pay everyone $1k a month of free money: tax everyone $2k a month
Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has been making headlines with his proposal of a $1,000 per month universal basic income...
Trans woman sues gynecologist for discrimination
Well here is a first and proof of societal progress. Milli, formerly known as Mik, scheduled an appointment at her...