BREAKING: Trump replaces White House Press Secretary with literal gaslight to address Epstein Files 
BREAKING: Starmer lowers voting age in UK to ensure everyone in the Tide Pod Challenge Generation can vote 
BREAKING: Trump considering appointing special prosecutor to cover up the Epstein files 
BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef 
Experts blame climate change for making them use cloud-seeding tech to cause massive flooding in NY and NJ 
Gender equality experts shocked there are no trans-males in men’s sports
Across the country, from high school to college, trans-female athletes (biological males competing as females) are breaking barriers and records....
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TSA finds new way to humiliate and annoy passengers, prohibits shoe laces
Travelers still having nightmares over the delays caused by passengers who forgot to remove tweezers and matches from their carry-on...
Jussie Smollett claims he was ‘robbed’ of best actor Oscar in brutal attack
In a tearful interview with ABC, Jussie Smollett explained in detail an incident in which he was physically beaten up...
Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police and the 100% renewable electricity extension cord,...
“Unregulated foods aren’t safe” say students in line at street meat vendor
As the Trump administration rolls back regulations across various industries, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
Jussie Smollett claims white supremacists killed him while he was in jail
Chicago— Actor Jussie Smollett, who was recently arrested for filing a false police report, now claims that members of a...
