Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert wears string bikini on House floor to test new congressional dress code
WASHINGTON, DC—In an astonishing display of fashion defiance, Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado stunned her colleagues and the nation by...
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BREAKING: Christine Blasey Ford says that Russel Brand was at the party too
In a shocking twist to an already controversial chapter in American politics, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Supreme Court...
BREAKING: Biden finally gives RFK Jr. Secret Service security detail
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others simply chuckling, President Joe Biden has granted Secret...
Pentagon renames F-35s ‘Lauren Boeberts’ ensuring 24/7 night vision footage of them
PENTAGON—In a surprising move that's set to revolutionize both the military and reality TV, the Pentagon has announced plans to...
Biden offers ancient mummified dead aliens in Mexico free health care and $6,000 a month if they come to America
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows across the galaxy, President* Joe Biden has announced an unprecedented immigration incentive...
Nancy Pelosi Threatens To Leak Her Own Sex Tape If Any Republican Runs Against Her In 2024
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has issued a stern warning to potential Republican challengers in...
Biden: ‘My son lost his life in the 9/11 attacks’
In a recent speech that left even seasoned fact-checkers scratching their heads, President Joe Biden made a startling claim, stating,...
In response to Biden sending $6 billion to enemies of America, GOP Leader McCarthy to send 6 billion strongly-worded letters
In a stunning display of congressional might, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy has announced his bold plan to combat President...
On 9/11 anniversary, Biden reminds nation of those millions who lost their lives on January 6
In a moving and somewhat perplexing speech on the anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, President Joe Biden took...
NY Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
NEW YORK—Mayor Eric Adams blasted Texas Governor Greg Abbott for bussing illegal immigrants to New York, which openly welcomes them....
