BREAKING: Sen Mitch McConnell has tragically died tomorrow 
WNBA to start all games with Caitlin Clark receiving 5 fouls for getting punched in the face 
Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Invents Groundbreaking Car That Runs on Neither Gas Nor Electricity 
We Must Trust the Science, Especially When It Pleads the Fifth 
Spain’s Border Czar Kamalita Harrisquez Declares Border “Secure,” Confirms She Has Not Visited Europe 
BREAKING: Newsom Bans Filming in California
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Following the release of a series of viral videos by YouTuber Nick Shirley purporting to show widespread...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
James Talarico goes deer hunting to prove he’s a real Texan ahead of election
AUSTIN — In what campaign aides described as a “powerful statement of rural values,” State Representative James Talarico (D-Austin) ventured...
White House HOA Sends Trump Cease-and-Desist Over South Lawn UFC Cage, Slaps Him with $250 Fine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The prestigious White House Homeowners Association (WHHOA) has formally demanded that President Donald J. Trump remove the...
Gavin Newsom’s state budget includes $33,000 for a portrait of himself
SACRAMENTO — As California faces ongoing deficits, housing shortages, and infrastructure challenges, the state budget quietly sets aside thirty-three thousand...
If the USA Is So Great, Why Did They Need to Create the USB?
Once again, the so-called patriots want us to bow down to the myth of American greatness. But let’s talk about...
George Floyd Celebrates Six Years of Sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS— George Floyd, who has been deceased since May 25, 2020, quietly observed the fifth anniversary of his sobriety on...
Trump Hails End of Non-War to Stop Iran’s Nuclear Program That Was Already Obliterated and Reopen Strait That Wasn’t Closed
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced today the successful conclusion of a war that was not a war, praising U.S....
Wealth Redistribution Surprisingly Popular Among People With No Wealth
Washington, D.C. — A new poll released Tuesday by the Institute for Economic Sentiment found that Americans with a net...
World War Eleven: The True Story of the Wokest Generation (Official Trailer)
In the greatest war movie never made, a ragtag squad of elite progressive warriors must save democracy… and Private Brian...
RIP Stephen Colbert
What a sad day for comedy. Not only did we lose legend Bob Saget but also a good friend of...
