Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

AOC’s husband miffed that she just wants to date Alex Stein

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a harrowing experience on the Capitol steps in which she was nearly murdered, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has...

BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ on Capitol steps attack

Exavier Saskagoochie July 14, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Over a year after the War of January 6th, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a statement saying she...

Zelenskyy to star in ‘Friends’ remake with all his new friends

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2022

KYIV—The actor-turned-president of Ukraine Volodomy Zelenskyy is on fire! After securing billions of dollars in his money laundering scheme from...

CNN: Insurrection is okay again

Exavier Saskagoochie June 24, 2022

(CNN) Following the devastating Supreme Court ruling overturning the hallowed Constitution and Roe v Wade, insurrection is okay again. Many...

BREAKING: Biden issues executive order outlawing shooting people at schools

Exavier Saskagoochie May 25, 2022

US—Following a mass shooting in Uvalde, TX Monday, President* Biden has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect the country...

BREAKING: AOC confirms her longtime boyfriend is pregnant with her child

Exavier Saskagoochie May 20, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is putting the unconfirmed reports about her love life to rest. In an exclusive interview with...

BREAKING: AOC says she was killed by leaked SCOTUS decision and is now dead

Exavier Saskagoochie May 3, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued a statement that she was “literally killed” by the leaked SCOTUS decision...