Defund the Police

AOC: ‘If we just legalize theft and shooting there wouldn’t be much crime’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 8, 2023

Progressive darling Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) defended cuts to the New York City Police Department (NYPD), saying, "If we just...

Local Leftist swaps ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker for ‘Support Your Local FBI’ sticker

Exavier Saskagoochie August 19, 2022

US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Support Your...

Leftist group Abolish Police renamed ‘Abolish Police Except to Trample Peaceful Truckers’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 19, 2022

NORTH AMERICA—The International Leftist group Abolish Police has officially changed its name to "Abolish the Police Except to Trample Peaceful...

Democrats call to defund all police except for the ones protecting them

Exavier Saskagoochie August 2, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats called for the defunding of all police except for those police protecting them in a new campaign...

Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force

Gumpers December 4, 2020

SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...

Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns

Bubbaken Managua November 23, 2020

SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns....

BREAKING: Biden replaces Secret Service detail with super friendly social workers

Exavier Saskagoochie July 28, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--A longtime proponent of "redirecting" police funds, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his...