Pete Buttigieg

Buttigieg wears fabulous Marie Antoinette dress in energy event: ‘Let them drive electric’

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Look out red carpet! US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg wore a fabulous dress owned by the one and only...

CNN: Biden to ensure this supply chain stays open

Exavier Saskagoochie November 18, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden is working nonstop to combat the supply chain issues that President* Biden is creating. But he has...

Buttigieg to fix supply chain issues by making all US highways gay

Exavier Saskagoochie November 10, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg pointed to homophobia as the reason for America's current supply chain issues during an appearance on MSDNC's Morning Fellatio on...

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg declares himself winner in Afghanistan election

Richie Richards August 24, 2021

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—As the new Afghan government is forming, former US Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg announced himself victorious in the...

John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference

Richie Richards April 5, 2021

President Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...

Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA

Bubbaken Managua December 22, 2020

SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...

Buttigieg wants China ambassadorship after learning there are no black people there

MSDNC December 11, 2020

SOUTH BEND, IN—Former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has requested the Chinese ambassadorship after learning that there are no black...

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg declares victory in 2020 presidential election

MSDNC November 3, 2020

SOUTH BEND—In a surprise announcement, former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has declared victory in the 2020 US presidential election....