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Disney releases new blockbuster: Ocacchio

Exavier Saskagoochie February 3, 2021

NO BUENO VISTA, CA—Disney Corporation is capitalizing on the wonderful life of congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (also known as Alexandria Ocasio-Smollett)...

Georgia to open Uyghur concentration camp to lure Disney back to state

Exavier Saskagoochie September 11, 2020

ATLANTA—Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has announced a brand new concentration camp for ethnic Uyghurs in an effort to lure the...

Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors

Jeremy Spoken September 1, 2020

ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...

Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone

Jeremy Spoken July 17, 2020

ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding area a communist autonomous zone...

Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench

Exavier Saskagoochie July 8, 2020

ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...

Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2020

ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...

Purple cyclops community praises Pixar for embracing diversity

The Petty Prophet February 25, 2020

ATLANTA, GA—The Society for the Inclusion of One-eyed Purple People (SIOOPP) is praising Disney Pixar today after it was revealed...

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ABC swaps offensive Red Ryder BB Gun in ‘A Christmas Story’ with Frozen Elsa doll

Exavier Saskagoochie December 24, 2019

The beloved Christmas movie A Christmas Story is getting a facelift in the new progressive era. Now, instead of Ralph...

Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2019

After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...

Bob Iger joins MasterClass for class on ruining beloved movie franchises

Exavier Saskagoochie November 21, 2019

Disney chairman-CEO Bob Iger has signed on to the MasterClass digital education service, offering a course in how to ruin beloved movie...

Disney

Disney releases new blockbuster: Ocacchio

Georgia to open Uyghur concentration camp to lure Disney back to state

Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors

Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone

Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench

Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot

Purple cyclops community praises Pixar for embracing diversity

ABC swaps offensive Red Ryder BB Gun in ‘A Christmas Story’ with Frozen Elsa doll

Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips

Bob Iger joins MasterClass for class on ruining beloved movie franchises

Local college grad says it’s ‘impossible’ to find a job these days

AOC: Billionaires shouldn’t be able to influence government; only triple PhDs with no real-world work experience should do that

AOC: Billionaires influencing government is evil (unless they fund only Democrats of course)

Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA

Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping

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