Donald Trump

BREAKING: In response to Brazil’s insurrection, Schiff to impeach Trump again

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2023

BRASÍLIA, Brazil—Anti-communist protesters in Brazil have reportedly entered into the facilities where the country’s Congress and Supreme Court meet. They...

BREAKING: Rob Reiner hospitalized with acute TDS after Trump taxes show nothing amiss

Exavier Saskagoochie December 31, 2022

NEW YORK--Vocal leftist Rob Reiner was hospitalized yesterday with acute Trump derangement syndrome after the House Ways and Means Committee...

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Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President

Rafi Metz December 12, 2022

Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet...

BREAKING: Trump struggling to think of a mean tweet worth $44 billion

News That Matters November 21, 2022

After much anticipation, Elon Musk restored former President Donald Trump's popular Twitter account over the weekend. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777 However, Trump has...

BREAKING: Biden admits Trump won in 2020 to prevent him from running again in 2024

Uncle Paul's Parodies November 19, 2022

US—President Trump declared his intention to run for president again this week, yet the Democrats and Biden may have one...

World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in years

Exavier Saskagoochie November 15, 2022

MAR-A-LAGO--Viewers around the world were shocked and stunned to hear a president make coherent points and form complete sentences for...

Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun

Jeremy Spoken October 25, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...

FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office

Jeremy Spoken October 18, 2022

US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...