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Elon Musk claims his 2025 Model 3 Neuralink vehicles will run on ‘Wishful Thinking’

Justin Case September 12, 2020

Elon Musk has been working on his Neuralink system for decades. He now claims he can cure anxiety, depression, hangovers,...

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Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet

The Petty Prophet March 19, 2020

HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...

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Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself

Exavier Saskagoochie February 20, 2019

Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...

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Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping

Exavier Saskagoochie December 24, 2024 0

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BREAKING: American Airlines to use flying reindeer to pull airplanes amid technical glitch

Exavier Saskagoochie December 24, 2024 0

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BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation

Exavier Saskagoochie December 24, 2024 0

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Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk

Exavier Saskagoochie December 23, 2024 0

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Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy

Exavier Saskagoochie December 23, 2024 0