Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi calls husband’s DUI a ‘setup’ by Putin

Anita Goodcock May 31, 2022

NAPA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's husband and designated driver was arrested Sunday for driving under the influence...

BREAKING: Congress to pass new gun control law to make people obey current gun control laws

Exavier Saskagoochie May 25, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Following another school shooting in which the alleged perpetrator violated several laws on his way to killing 19 people,...

Zelensky assures US that 10% of $40B aid package will go to the ‘Big Guy’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 11, 2022

KYIV—Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has agreed to a peace deal effectively ending the Ukraine-Russia war immediately following the deposit of...

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Democrats promise to fix all the nation’s problems by killing more babies

Exavier Saskagoochie May 6, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—In the face of crashing stock markets and skyrocketing inflation, Democrats have promised to kill more babies, outgoing White...

Biden declares war on the Ultra Mega Super Actors

Gumpers May 5, 2022

Washington - President Joe Biden declared war on the Ultra-Mega Super Actors this morning. Calling them the most devastating legion...

Zelensky promises Pelosi she will get her cut of the money laundering paid in vodka

Exavier Saskagoochie May 2, 2022

KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has promised that US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will get her cut of the...

BREAKING: Pelosi tests positive for COVID but is asymptomatic due to all the alcohol in her blood

Exavier Saskagoochie April 7, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has tested positive for COVID-19, according to a statement the California Democrat released Thursday, but...