BREAKING: Tanker torpedo was signed by Iran
Two international oil tankers were bombed in the Gulf of Oman last week. Now the US says it has proof...
Year: 2019
Ocasio-Cortez says there won’t be another Great Depression because now we have Prozac
Brilliant US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made another stunning observation. In hearing about the state of the economy, Ocasio-Cortez said...
AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’
In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on...
Crime syndicate busted for trafficking plastic straws into California
The FBI says they’ve arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of plastic straws – including nearly a...
Biden finally going to ‘fix’ the government he’s been a part of for last 50 years
Long-term politician and participant in the federal government, Joe Biden, is ready to fix Washington DC as president. "Washington is...
Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
Chik-fil-A cows go to war against Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have already come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at...
Brave CEOs vow to end the exploitation of LGBT community by not celebrating Pride Month
Several brave corporate CEOs have vowed to end the exploitation of the LGBT community by not posting rainbow flags or...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
