Year: 2021

David Hogg releases line of woke bedding including the BLM ‘Burn It Down’ pillow

Bubbaken Managua February 8, 2021

Anti freedom activists and omnipresent media generated expert on all things David Hogg has decided to put conservative business owner...

BREAKING: Chiefs win Super Bowl LV after scoring 6 touchdowns at 4 am when no one was watching

Exavier Saskagoochie February 8, 2021

TAMPA BAY—The Kansas City Chiefs, along with the rest of the world, thought they had lost Super Bowl LV when...

BLM promises to ‘burn the whole motherf***er down’ if they don’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

Exavier Saskagoochie February 7, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Black Lives Matter protestors took to the streets over the weekend after it was announced they were nominated for...

WOOPS: Puppet strings visible during Biden’s latest executive order signing

Exavier Saskagoochie February 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has been no stranger to gaffs from the campaign to his adorable inability to put a pen...

Satan follows Big Tech’s lead, bans Trump from Hell

Jeremy Spoken February 6, 2021

HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from every circle of Hell. "Effective...

Tlaib wins Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood

Exavier Saskagoochie February 5, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised Allah in her acceptance speech after winning the Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood yesterday. The...

President Biden declares Eagles Superbowl LV Champs by executive order

The Lonely Rogue February 5, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—At 5AM Eastern Time today President-Elect Biden issued another executive order, declaring the Philadelphia Eagles the Super Bowl Champions...