Portland ups the ante: 2 free hits of crack with vaccine card
PORTLAND, OR—The City of Portland is upping the crack rock ante in its COVID-19 vaccine push, doubling the number of...
Health
‘Why are you so selfish?’ asks woman demanding others inject themselves with experimental drug to make her feel safe
PITTSBURGH, PA—While on her way to a local school board meeting to force children to wear face masks, local woman...
Hospital CEO wonders where all the nurses went after he fired them for not getting jab
EDGEWOOD, TX—St. Luke's Hospital CEO Jimmy Onenutt is wondering where all the nurses went after he just fired them for...
New Yorkers posing as Afghani terrorists in order to move freely without vaccine passport
NEW YORK--Thousands of New Yorkers across the city today are pretending to be Afghani terrorists so that they can move...
Nursing schools add vital Tik Tok dancing classes to 2021 curricula
US—Nursing schools across the country have added the important and vital Tik Tok dancing classes to their curricula in order...
Local leftist swaps ‘I punch Nazis’ bumper sticker with ‘Show me your papers!’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘I Punch Nazi's’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Show me...
SCARY: These are the lungs of an unvaccinated person with COVID
This is scary people. Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don't...
CNN: All 600 relatives at Obama birthday bash wore invisible face masks
MARTHA'S VINEYARD--Former President Barack Obama assured the public that all 600 of his close family and friends wore invisible face...
BREAKING: California decriminalizes rapes lasting under 1 minute
SACRAMENTO, CA—Citing justice based on California's decriminalization of theft under $1000, Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally decriminalized rapes lasting less...
BREAKING: Biden rolls out new neck seatbelt mandate
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden announced today a new national mandate for neck seatbelts in all cars for all ages. The...
