BREAKING: Biden makes April Fool’s Day an official US holiday, extends it to end of the year
WASHINGTON, DC—Despite efforts to cancel April Fool's Day because reality is so ridiculous, President* Joe Biden has made it a...
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FACT CHECK: Biden didn’t call for regime change in Russia when he said Russia’s regime needs to change
WARSAW—The White House said that U.S. President* Joe Biden was not calling for regime change in Russia when he said...
Real ‘Butcher of Mariupol’ says he’s not giving up his title to some Russian General over a few dead friends
MARIUPOL, UKRAINE—Viktor Morozova has been cutting meat and serving the local community since he was ‘only as tall as a...
World’s most expensive whore makes largest donation in Planned Parenthood history
SEATTLE—The world's most expensive whore, MacKenzie Scott, has donated $275 million to the abortion mill nonprofit Planned Parenthood — the...
Local leftist swaps ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker with ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Coexist’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Kill Every Russian NOW!'...
SCOTUS pick Jackson declines to define ‘woman’ because she ‘never got to see Kindergarten Cop’
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn sparred over questions of sex and gender during the second day...
BREAKING: Psaki tests positive for COVID; will miss Biden’s false flag assassination in Europe
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said she tested positive for COVID-19 Tuesday so she will not be joining President* Joe Biden...
ALERT: FBI seeks public’s help finding Science who has been missing for weeks
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI is seeking the public's help in finding the man known as Science, who as been missing for...
FBI says ‘the Big Guy’ in Hunter’s emails was comedian Louie Anderson not Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC--Emails by the Federal Bureau of Investigation reveal explicit conversations between Hunter Biden and the comedian, Louie Anderson they...
BREAKING: Women with big hairy balls continue to dominate women without big hairy balls in sports
ATLANTA—Lia Thomas has become the first transgender athlete to win a National Collegiate Athletic Association swimming championship - but she...
