Jeffrey Epstein voted straight party ticket in yesterday’s election
Jeffrey Epstein, who was last seen departing the coroner's office after committing suicide while on suicide watch in a New...
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Trump revokes California disaster funding after Gov Newsom caught spending it on sex-change operations for firefighters
President Trump announced today that it was withholding any further disaster relief for California for the wildfires after Governor Gavin...
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign
Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke is dropping...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
Hillary Clinton dresses up as president for third straight Halloween
Hillary Clinton greeted trick-or-treaters at her New York home dressed up as president for the third straight Halloween. But she...
Ocasio-Cortez applauds California for using natural light instead of electric lighting from fossil fuels
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez applauded Californians for using natural light from wildfires instead of electricity generated from fossil fuels during a...
REPORT: Epstein’s suicide was assisted by someone else strangling him to death
A private forensic pathologist hired by Jeffrey Epstein's brother to oversee his brother’s autopsy bolsters what has been blatantly obvious...
Ocasio-Cortez thanks unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thanked millions of unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California as they lost power intermittently for...
Omar offers condolences to friends and family of ‘austere scholar’ al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the reclusive leader of the world’s most austere religious movement, was killed during a daring nighttime raid by...
Sharpton slams Trump for lack of diversity in team that caught al-Baghdadi
Al Sharpton tore in to the callous President Trump for having the world's leading terrorist killed with a roughly homogenous...
