Politics

Feminists protest National Hotdog Day in order to defeat the Patriarchy

The Lonely Rogue July 22, 2020 0

CHICAGO—A group of 100 feminists marched defiantly outside Vienna Beef headquarters today, in order to protest national hotdog day, July...

Image: David Reinert holds a large "Q" sign while waiting to see Trump

Twitter bans thousands of QAnon users who had already left Twitter cause Twitter sucks

Jeremy Spoken July 21, 2020 0

Twitter announced on Tuesday that the social media company had banned thousands of accounts by QAnon users who had already...

BREAKING: California mandates conversion therapy for white people

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2020 0

SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a new mandated program of conversion therapy for people stricken with whiteness. "Californians have woken...

MLB replaces racist white baseballs with orange Trump bobble head balls

Jeremy Spoken July 21, 2020 0

Just in time for the start of the upcoming abbreviated Major League Baseball season Commissioner Rob Manfred has made the...

‘Defund’ movement stalls after losing funding

Justin Case July 20, 2020 0

The "defund" movement has stalled after losing funding. However there is still some grassroots efforts underway to defund things. Here's...

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Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work

Exavier Saskagoochie July 20, 2020 0

PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don't work when they get a...

Joe Biden agrees to three televised debates with Barron Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2020 0

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump's youngest son. Biden...