LeBron James demands ‘more equality’ in NBA after Lakers lose 1st round Playoff match
LOS ANGELES—NBA superstar LeBron James demanded more equality in America after his team, the Lakers, were ousted from the NBA...
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LeBron James literally oppresses me by making millions playing a game a white man invented
Can we talk about the fact that LeBron James is literally killing me by making millions of dollars playing a...
To ensure equality, NBA will now end all games in 93-93 tie
LOS ANGELES—The National Basketball Association is putting its money where its social justice mouth is. To ensure equality in the...
Study shows strong connection between wearing mask during athletics and not being able to breath
A new study was published recently showing a strong relationship between wearing a mask during athletics and not being able...
Every NFL team has selected Joe Biden as their first pick in 2021 NFL Draft
CLEVELAND--Each year there are some big surprises in the NFL Draft but no one was ready for this year when...
BREAKING: NBA finally ends discrimination based on height
NEW YORK—The National Basketball Association (NBA) has ended its longstanding discriminatory policy on height after many allegations of teams excluding...
NBA replaces basketball with ‘ball of knives’ in honor of Ma’Khia Bryant
LOS ANGELES—Communist China puppet activist and occasional basketball star LeBron James has created a new way in standing in solidarity...
Minnesota 2021 spring Riot Season set to open this week
MINNEAPOLIS—Minnesota's 2021 spring Riot Season is set to open in most areas of the state this week. Looters and rioters...
MLB changes name to Baseball League Matters in response to protest
ATLANTA—Major League Baseball (MLB) has changed its name to Baseball League Matters (BLM) in response to the protest of its...
BRAVE: Georgetown basketball team kneels through entire game; loses 281-0
In a brave performance, the entire Georgetown men's basketball team, as well as coach Patrick Ewing, took a knee during...
