New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage...
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Video surfaces of Justin Trudeau trying to look like a man
Video footage surfaced over the weekend of the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, offensively dressed like a man. The footage...
Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff
First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....
Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
Descendant of noble European culture tearfully apologizes for beautiful civilization
Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything...
Breaking: Last known visitor to see Jeffrey Epstein alive identified
I have been reliably informed that we now know the name of the last person to visit Jeffrey Epstein before...
BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings
Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then...
