BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife
NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while "playing with his wife," a spokesman said. “C'mon man, we were...
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Democratic volunteers ensure deceased voters get ‘I voted’ stickers too
PHILADELPHIA—Democratic volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool
Josh Crenshaw has been doing custodial work at MSNBC for, well, so long he can't remember. Walking by one of...
Senator Feinstein, Amy Coney Barrett seen thrift store shopping together, snag retro Halloween costumes
Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett says she and Senator Feinstein ran into each other at the Buffalo Exchange thrift...
Debates spark run on Biden look-alike puppies at kennels and pounds across America
“There is never going to be enough to fill the demand. At least until after the election,” Gillian Jacoby of...
I faked COVID and had the best 14 days of the pandemic. You should too.
I didn’t plan on defrauding my boss, my colleagues or my family. But one day I sneezed on a conference...
Republicans encourage Nancy Pelosi to join Ginsburg in a new kind of #MeToo movement
WASHINGTON DC—As we have heard from virtually every Democrat in both the House and Senate, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a...
BREAKING: The Atlantic’s anonymous source is unmasked
After the prestigious journalistic-y publication The Atlantic bravely reported on President Trump's secret hatred and disrespect for the military, many...
Local man goes to church and instantly owns a million libs
Jonathan Johnson had had enough. After spending a typical Sunday morning sitting on his couch while watching liberal mayors and...
Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state
“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate...
