Georgia official assures voters no one has stolen any election after this one
ATLANTA—Georgia election officials assured voters that they won't steal anymore elections after this one. "Let me be absolutely clear. The...
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Mayor De Blasio renames Manhattan to Womanhattan
NEW YORK CITY—Not to be outdone by the stunning and brave US Congress, which has eliminated all gendered terms in...
Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz
In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...
Colorado woman refuses to see mountain of evidence of mountain
DENVER, CO—Constantly standing with her back to the Rocky Mountains, Susan Keller remains confident there are no mountains in Colorado...
Top 10 Most Popular Articles From the Least Popular Year
Most people agree, 2020 was a pretty terrible year in a lot of ways. But it was great for satire!...
McConnell: ‘We will not be bullied into giving Americans their own money’
WASHINGTON DC—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Tuesday blocked an attempt to give Americans more of their money. "We...
Media baffled by all of these Middle East peace deals in ‘mostly peaceful’ region
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump recently announced that he helped secure a peace agreement between Israel and Morocco, making this the fourth...
BREAKING: South Dakota secedes to get more COVID relief money from US government
PIERRE, SD—The state of South Dakota has officially seceded from the Union and created a new country called The Republic...
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE--Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died from COVID shortly after blowing...
BREAKING: Nashville enjoys fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning
(CNN) Nashville experienced a fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning, captured in dramatic photos and videos that made downtown Music...
