Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs
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SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns....
Millions of Americans find themselves unsure how to celebrate Thanksgiving this year due to the China Virus. Using recommendations and...
PORTLAND — The Oregon Health Authority is reminding people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving celebrations. They are...
BEAVERTON, OR--Athletic equipment maker Nike has launched its Antifa Spirit Gear just in time for Black Friday. Nike spokesperson, William...
WASHINGTON DC—Austere businessman and philanthropist Hunter Biden has finally surfaced in Washington DC after hearing someone say she was going...
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has won an Emmy for Best Portrayal of a Mass Murderer during the coronavirus pandemic. He...
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger announced that the Peach State's election had been certified after a hand recount was...
DETROIT—After several whistleblowers and eyewitnesses have come forward to blow the lid off of widespread voter fraud in the 2020...
OSHKOSH, WI--A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his 'Resist!' bumper sticker to one that says 'Obey'. "I know...
SACRAMENTO—California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced the opening of Camp Covid near Bakersfield in California's Central Valley. He characterized the facility...
