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Millions of new tariff experts unsure how to pay off their student loan debt 
Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries 
AOC: Only Illegal Immigrants Should Get Due Process Because they Broke the Law to be Here So Clearly They Really Want It 
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their "context" notices after it became obvious that they...
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CNN hires Baghdad Bob for election coverage
Legacy media titan CNN has hired press relations genius Baghdad Bob to cover the US election and the lack of...
FACT CHECK: Only 999,992 people were at the Million MAGA March
WASHINGTON DC--Once again, Republicans and Trump supporters have been proven to be lying liars and they only had 999,992 people...
BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast
WASHINGTON DC--A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton demands to know why DNC didn’t cheat this hard for her
SAQUAHENNATCH, NY—Former Democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton is demanding to know why her party didn't cheat this hard for...
Biden responds to baseless claims of fraud: ‘I stole this election fair and square’
WASHINGTON DC—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden has finally responded to the baseless claims of election and voter fraud in a press...
Pope congratulates Biden on being first Catholic US president to support killing babies
VATICAN—Pope Francis called self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden to congratulate him on being the first Catholic US president to support the...
Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases
PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...
CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’
Yesterday, Brianna Keilar, the host of CNN's "Right Now" put up a list of NFL teams who have not publicly,...
Biden celebrates Veterans Day by thanking all the Civil War heroes who voted for him
GETTYSBURG, PA--Self-proclaimed president-elect Joe Biden made a trip to Gettysburg National Battlefield to honor all the Civil War heroes who...
