Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work
PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don't work when they get a...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Nike makes sweatshop workers work overtime to stitch ‘Equality’ on NBA jerseys
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has agreed to force its thousands of sweatshop workers to work overtime for free in order to stitch...
Joe Biden agrees to three televised debates with Barron Trump
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump's youngest son. Biden...
Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding area a communist autonomous zone...
Black Lives Matter statue replaces torn down abolitionist monument in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS—An iron statue depicting a Black Lives Matter protestor has been erected in place of an abolitionist monument that was...
Looney Tunes to eliminate guns and replace them with much more dangerous hammers and sickles
Let's face it. Just about every single cartoon in the '60s thru '90s had someone or something blown up. The...
BREAKING: Mayor Lightfoot outlaws shooting people in Chicago
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
2020 The Movie: cast interviews
Truth is stranger than fiction, so it stands to reason that the best fictional movie of 2020 is a documentary...
Walmart requires face masks to keep their customers healthy
BENTONVILLE, AR—Walmart will require customers at all of its US stores to wear masks beginning next week in order to...
Congress passes bill to enslave everyone today to pay reparations for slavery 200 years ago
WASHINGTON DC—Congress has passed a bill to enslave all current living Americans to pay $6.2 quadrillion to descendants of slaves...
