BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge 
BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’ 
BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’ 
Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine 
BREAKING: Trump Ends US-Canada Trade War with Bold Swap: Seattle and Portland for Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba 
Jane Fonda’s new workout video ‘Jumping to Conclusions’ is perfect for rioters
Rioting is a lot of work. First you have to get out of bed and then get out of your...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings
Lego is asking its affiliates to temporarily halt advertising for toy collections depicting the White House and police stations in the...
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is the biological son of the...
Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
LeBron gets okay from Chinese government to criticize Drew Brees
With the sports world on pause from COVID-19 pandemic, there is still action playing out in the field of Internet...
Fauci warns of new deadly pandemic ravaging America: IBS (inevitable Biden syndrome)
A new pandemic is quickly approaching America. Just when you thought 2020 could not any worse, here we go again...
NYC walking tours seem to be growing in popularity despite COVID-19 pandemic
Spring is in the air. Sure there are some people worried about a resurgence of COVID-19 but as we can...
General Mattis comes out for Pride Month by denouncing President Trump
Earlier today, General James Mattis, USMC (Retired) and former Secretary of Defense for President Trump, came out today denouncing his...
Oppressed protester flips off evil racist cops
The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world;...
BREAKING: White supremacists descend on Minneapolis-St. Paul
After a night of mostly peaceful burning and looting throughout the Twin Cities, white supremacists descended on the burned-out businesses...
