BREAKING: Biden’s proctologist Hillarina Clintosky says he has aggressive form of prostate cancer 
BREAKING: Trump responds to Comey’s ‘8647’ post with ‘FAFO’ post 
BREAKING: New York City Replaces Statue of Liberty with Provocative ‘Statue of Black Karen’ 
Doctors Relieved Biden’s Prostate Nodule Was Just CNN’s Jake Tapper 
Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white 
GT’s Journalist Guide to Minneapolis Riots
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Satire That’s Truer Than News
New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the spread of coronavirus. "There is...
BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again
ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...
US approves sanctions on Beijing after forces attack protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis
WASHINGTON — Congress has approved new sanctions on Beijing after forces attacked peaceful protesters in the Chinese city of Minneapolis...
BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
Local man pretty sure he ended racism by tweeting ‘white people are the worst’
NEW YORK, NY—Several millennia of racism, slavery, and warfare came to an abrupt end Thursday when local progressive Dickey Le...
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
Fatalities mount as people run into plexiglass that wasn’t there yesterday
First there was 'sexiglass' the barrier that was placed between consenting adults. Maynard G. Crabs explained to GT, "The hole...
Experts shocked no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to not wear masks
Medical experts are shocked that no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to...
Alyssa Milano releases line of crocheted body armor for police
Actress, activists, and self proclaimed genius Alyssa Milano has already made her mark by being part of the #MetooSometimes Movement...
