Hey RFK Jr., Hands Off! Why Poison in Our Food Is Actually Good 
Millions of new tariff experts unsure how to pay off their student loan debt 
Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries 
AOC: Only Illegal Immigrants Should Get Due Process Because they Broke the Law to be Here So Clearly They Really Want It 
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
SHOCKING: People near death at nursing homes are near death when hospitalized
OK, the first question you have to ask yourself: "How many nursing homes in Disneyland?" Water parks for the bedridden?...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
BREAKING: NYC Mayor De Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews
In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews...
Cenk Uygur claims Armenian genocide was actually a COVID-19 outbreak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of denying the 20th century Armenian genocide by the Young Turks, Cenk Uygur finally...
BREAKING: Brave protesters leave their homes to tell others to not leave their homes
Brave protesters from around the country have left their homes to tell others to not leave their homes during the...
‘Experts’ call for suicide prevention to prevent the suicide they’ve increased to save lives
In the April 21st issue of Lancet Psychiatry members of the International COVID-19 Suicide Prevention Research Collaboration warn that suicide...
Democratic governors warn that lockdown could last until ‘we get a Democratic president’
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are all way down. Data are coming in from all across the country that show...
Fauci unilaterally changes the national anthem to ‘Don’t stand so close to me’ by The Police
Dr. Fauci has so many great ideas it's no wonder everyone calls him a genius, brainiac, superhuman phenom. It must...
Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...
Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women's rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of Joe Biden against his sexual...
