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Local men dominate International Women’s Day celebration 
Sources say that Iran has elected Barack Obama as the new Supreme Leader 
BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
BREAKING: Historian discovers provision that cancels Bill of Rights in the event of a really bad cold
At this juncture, it seems safe to say that somebody in the Constitutional Convention of 1787 may very well have...
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Police violate social distancing to arrest man for violating social distancing by practicing social distancing
Los Angeles County Sheriffs violated social distancing measures in order to arrest a man for violating social distancing measures by...
Flu virus claims ‘I get no respect, no respect at all’
Of course the coronavirus is serious business. One additional death compounding an already active Flu season is too many. But...
Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
BREAKING: Congressional Democrats produce enough hot air to qualify as ventilators
Ventilators. Ventilators. Ventilators. If anyone has not heard that word less than a thousand times over the last several weeks...
Breaking: New Orleans Coronavirus outbreak caused by Popeye’s new fried bat combo
Upping the ante in the Chicken flame wars, Popeye’s released their boldest meal to date. Playing off of the Corona...
Bill Gates donates 10000 Windows 10 ventilators to NYC but patients are getting blue screen of death
Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates is donating 1,000 Windows 10 ventilators to New York City amid the COVID-19...
Hundreds get alcohol poisoning playing the White House COVID-19 Press Brief Drinking Game
Everyone is homebound. Well almost. After taking some walks, binge-watching every Netflix series ever produced since 1950, and buying enough...
BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...
Cuomo: ‘We didn’t prepare for an emergency because we didn’t know when we’d have one’
There is a word in the English language that the Boy Scouts have used for years that you won't hear...