Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Pelosi threatens to withhold impeachment from Senate in exchange for incriminating her political enemy
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is threatening to withhold the Articles of Impeachment from the Senate until she gets...
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BREAKING: Amex sends fraud alert to taxpayers ‘Did you just try to charge $1.4 trillion at CONGRESS?’
American Express has sent a fraud alert to every American taxpayer asking, "did you just try to spend $1.4 trillion...
Pelosi calls for the burning of fascist book ‘How to Properly Insult A Democrat’
In a rare move of solidarity with the American Nazi Party, Democratic Socialists of America and the "Rent is too...
Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips
After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...
Illinois Governor Pritzker named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2019
Illinois's Governor JB Pritzker is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Pritzker has been named U-Haul's...
Greta finally home in ‘overcrowded Sweden’ where her childhood was stolen
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is under fire after tweeting out that she's, "Finally home in overcrowded Sweden where my...
Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
Democrats learning from Labour’s big loss will increase name-calling by 150%
Top Democrats in the Unites States are learning from UK's left-leaning Labour Party's big defeat this week after a spokesman...
Alyssa Milano to play Nancy Pelosi in new impeachment film: ‘We Blew It’
As the impeachment hearings make their way through the United States House of Representatives, more stories of parents, growing up,...
OPED: We must overturn the UK elections to save democracy
As everyone knows, democracy is the most important civic institution on Earth. We must do everything we can to ensure...
