Hey RFK Jr., Hands Off! Why Poison in Our Food Is Actually Good 
Millions of new tariff experts unsure how to pay off their student loan debt 
Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries 
AOC: Only Illegal Immigrants Should Get Due Process Because they Broke the Law to be Here So Clearly They Really Want It 
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...
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Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
Coastal elites panic as Botox shortage spreads from San Francisco to Washington DC
In a surprise move today, Nancy Pelosi has decided to memorialize her role as speaker of the house and has...
Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy
Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an...
OPED: Trump must be removed for his 2020 drone strike that made Iran hate us since 1979
People seem to think that Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing, but let me tell you that we need...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
Pelosi to release articles of impeachment on the Ides of March
The day after President Trump was impeached by the House for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, questions continued...
BREAKING: Trudeau threatens to apologize for 63 innocent Canadians getting in the way of Iran’s missiles
U.S. officials are confident Iran shot down a Ukrainian jetliner in the hours after the Iranian missile attack on U.S. targets earlier...
