Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
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AOC decries burrito vending machine as latest example of capitalism’s exploitation of marginalized peoples
“How can they do this?” Occasio-Cortez asked her campaign assistant. “These filthy capitalists just appropriate Texican culture and put it...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
Millions of UK socialists dying in the streets from withdrawals during Parliament shutdown
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has asked Queen Elizabeth II to shut down Parliament in what is called a prorogue...
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album
The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars. Franchises around the country...
OPED: I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court
This is incredibly difficult for me to do but I feel that it's necessary to come forward and expose the...
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
