More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals of Satire has shown. Countless examples reveal that The Onion, The Babylon Bee, and others rely on GT for the best material.

“It’s clear that these other satire sites are becoming cheap knock-offs of Genesius Times,” study author Dr. Obi Wan said. “If you want fresh satire, you should definitely follow Genesius.”

Wan said that it was possible that “great minds think alike and you’re just being petty,” but not likely.

We’ve compiled a few of the instances:

The Onion

GT Original:

All proceeds from John Bolton’s new book will go to help feed bombs to kids in the Middle East

The Babylon Bee:

The GT Original:

New polls show Biden winning nearly every province in China

GT Original:

BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money

GT original:

Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps

GT original:

LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings

GT Original:

Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’

GT Original:

Biden and Harris form mariachi band to woo Latino voters

GT Original:

Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US

GT Original:

Satan congratulates socialists for committing every deadly sin at once

GT Original:

BREAKING: Trump permanently quarantines entire state of California as protective measure

GT Original:

Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge

GT Original:

Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now

Others:

Waterford Whisper News:

GT Original:

BREAKING: Pence’s excellent debate responses fed by covert drone fly

This article took components from two different Genesius Times articles:

President Biden promises to solve all the problems caused by whoever is president

Newsom tackles LA train looting crisis by making cute little BLM sculpture from leftover trash

These guys stole our website theme too!:

BREAKING: Jussie Smollett attacked by two coronaviruses wearing tiny little MAGA hats

These guys (Vintage Heavy Metal) just republished the article with a slightly different image:

GT Original:

Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches

The study also found that satire website CNN gets 100% of their news from Genesius Times.

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