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‘Matrix’ Producers replace ‘red pill’ with another blue pill from Pfizer

Exavier Saskagoochie December 29, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—When the directors of the original Matrix film envisioned the iconic red pill scene, they had no idea that all...

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing again in 2024

Exavier Saskagoochie December 18, 2021

Hillary Clinton said that she was, “seriously thinking about,” losing the presidency again in 2024. After a fall in the polls...

BREAKING: Travel bans aren’t racist anymore

Exavier Saskagoochie November 27, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Officials have declared that it is no longer racist to restrict travel from Africa after President* Joe Biden restricted...

CBS cancels World Series due to constant ‘F*** Joe Biden’ chanting in crowd

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2021

US—CBS has cancelled the World Series after constant chanting from the crowd disrupted game four. Fans chanted "F*** Joe Biden"...

BREAKING: Brandon surges to the lead in the 2024 presidential poll

Exavier Saskagoochie October 21, 2021

US—A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Center shows that some guy named Brandon has surged to the lead in...

Bill Barr confirms he found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it

Exavier Saskagoochie June 28, 2021

Former Attorney General William Barr bluntly dismissed some of former President Donald Trump’s election fraud allegations as “bulls***” in new interviews...

OPED: How many people have to die before we enact common sense Clinton control?

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. June 14, 2021

After the "suicide" of the reporter who broke the Clinton-Lynch tarmac story, Clinton control is again at the forefront of...

Philanthropist Matt Walsh Raises Money for AOC's Pet Gerbil PNG

Philanthropist Matt Walsh raises money for AOC’s neglected pet gerbil

Richie Richards June 5, 2021

Political commentator and world-renowned philanthropist Matt Walsh is taking matters into his own hands after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) blamed...