BREAKING: Joe Biden creates COVID-19 vaccine just days after being declared president-elect
WILMINGTON, DE--Just days after the mainstream media declared Joe Biden the president-elect, he created a vaccine for COVID-19 that experts...
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Trump supporters loot and pillage local Walmart after Biden declared winner
SHEBOYGAN, WI--Racist supporters of President Donald Trump descended on a local Walmart to loot and pillage in protest of Democratic...
Biden won’t release the cure to cancer until Trump concedes
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden says he will not release the cure to cancer until after President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Georgia flips blue after Stacey Abrams finds thousands of new ballots in her belly button
ATLANTA—Former Georgia Representative Stacey Abrams has discovered thousands of previously uncounted 2020 presidential ballots in her belly button, 100 percent...
Biden accidentally votes for Trump
WILMINGTON, DE—Call it the mother of all campaign gaffes: the Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has accidentally voted for the...
Leftists demand peaceful transfer of power by destroying the country
US--Leftists across the country are demanding a peaceful transfer of power after the presidential election by firebombing police, looting, and...
BREAKING: Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours
WASHINGTON DC—President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours, a clear indication that he is,...
2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
WASHINGTON, D.C.- With only four years to go until the 2024 Presidential election, Democratic officials are already campaigning against the...
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...
BREAKING: Biden unilaterally mobilizes dreaded Trunalimunumaprzure
DALLAS, PA--Presidential nominee Joe Biden's attempt to motivate the crowd at the Luzerne County's political rally went abruptly off the...
