BREAKING: China threatens to cut Pelosi off from vodka if she lands in Taiwan
BEIJING—A senior official in Beijing has pulled out all the stops in trying to prevent a US Speaker of the...
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Dems file articles of impeachment against US Founding Fathers for inciting insurrection
WASHINGTON, DC—Flanked by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff and a number of other top Democrats...
Zelenskyy to star in ‘Friends’ remake with all his new friends
KYIV—The actor-turned-president of Ukraine Volodomy Zelenskyy is on fire! After securing billions of dollars in his money laundering scheme from...
Nancy Pelosi launches OnlyFans account to share private January 6th videos
WASHINGTON, DC—After teasing it last week, Nancy Pelosi announced today that she has indeed opened an OnlyFans account. The Speaker...
Democrats threaten to keep funding false flag shootings until Republicans pass gun confiscation
WASHINGTON, DC—The US House of Representatives, led by Democrats, has agreed to keep funding false flag shootings until the Senate...
Joe Biden assures son Hunter that any gun control laws he signs won’t apply to him
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has assured his son Hunter that any gun control measures he signs into law won't apply...
Pelosi calls husband’s DUI a ‘setup’ by Putin
NAPA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's husband and designated driver was arrested Sunday for driving under the influence...
BREAKING: Congress to pass new gun control law to make people obey current gun control laws
WASHINGTON, DC—Following another school shooting in which the alleged perpetrator violated several laws on his way to killing 19 people,...
Zelensky assures US that 10% of $40B aid package will go to the ‘Big Guy’
KYIV—Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky has agreed to a peace deal effectively ending the Ukraine-Russia war immediately following the deposit of...
Democrats promise to fix all the nation’s problems by killing more babies
WASHINGTON, DC—In the face of crashing stock markets and skyrocketing inflation, Democrats have promised to kill more babies, outgoing White...
